Antm Cycle 15 Episode 10

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Antm Cycle 15 Episode 10

Hello, fellow Top Model watchers. Before we get down to business, I must apologize that you’re stuck with me this week. The talented Margaret Lyons is out on vacation, but fear not! That sound you hear is not your world ending. It’s just a temporary switch-up in the EW.com TV Recap world. All will be righted next week. Promise.

Now that that’s out of the way, we’ve got five girls remaining with the hope of becoming America’s next top model. (For real this time!) But someone’s dreams must be dashed by the end of this recap. So we’ve gotta get moving. The girls returned to their (non-swanky) pad where Kayla rejoiced in her winning photo. Chris realized (just now?) in her monologue of doom that she needed to either step up her game or prepare to go home. Then, she bestowed upon us some rudimentary mathematics this wisdom about the upcoming elimination: “If they get rid of two now, then that means there’s just three!” Thanks for clearing that up, Chris.

TYRA MAIL!! This week, the ladies learned they would be sent out on go-sees, or go-and-sees as they say in Milano. Either way you say it, in ANTM world it means running around a foreign city, getting lost, and, more than likely, returning late. Yay!

But before we went to see the go-sees, we learned from some of the girls that Chris didn’t want to win the competition as much as everyone else. Oh snap! In Top Modelhaus, them are fightin’ words. Or in this case, predictable foreshadowing brought to us by skilled editing.

So with that, the five remaining hopefuls set out to the IMG headquarters where Tyra would give them a quick lesson and explain the rules. Four places. Four hours. Do it. Oh, and don’t be late. Now that we’re in cycle 15, it still shocks me at the level of incompetence the girls display on the go-sees. But their epic fails keep the show interesting, which is why I look forward to go-sees (or more aptly named, go-and-NOT-sees) almost as much as the makeover episodes! So many train wrecks. Can’t. Look. Away.

And thank goodness I didn’t because I’m pretty sure Jane almost had an aneurysm the second T-Banks announced that one of the stops was to the fashion house Versace. Thankfully, Jane survived her Versace go-see and lived to tell about it. Chris, on the other hand, didn’t fare so well. On the way back to IMG from Versace, she “popped” her foot. I’m no doctor, but apparently this injury entailed limping around for the duration of the episode and taking over constant complaining duty from her previously eliminated opponent, Liz. The New Complaint Queen and Jane headed back to IMG out of fear they would be late. And sure enough, they made it JUST in time. And by that, I mean an hour and a half early. Whew! Glad they weren’t rushed.

Meanwhile, Ann, Chelsey, and Kayla were busy getting lost elsewhere in Milano. It’s really confusing there because, apparently, there aren’t street signs. Instead, they are just “words on walls.”  The horror!!

Kayla considered taking “the underground railroad thing” — a Harriet Tubman reference on ANTM? Probably not. — but it just sent her in circles. She only made it to one go-see and was still an hour late. That’s a big DQ for you, Kayla. And I mean disqualified, not Dairy Queen, which is sadly on my mind as I watch all these skinny girls. (Eat a cheeseburger, Ann!)

Speaking of Ann, she also only made it to one go-see. I’m convinced had she spent more time actually looking for the locations rather than sitting by a fountain contemplating the Life of Ann, she might have done a little better. That’s a DQ for you, too, lady!

Read more: http://www.benzinga.com/press-releases/10/11/p594881/step-into-the-enchanted-world-of-christmas-crabtree-evelyn-introduces-n#ixzz14xOJ0ntE

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